2005-08-20 [Tear]: This is true, lol. It would still be like robbing the cradle.

2005-08-20 [Big Brother]: not really, 20 and 26. that's fine here

2005-08-20 [Tear]: Yeah, i just remember how old you are, lol. I always think you are older then 20 right now. 5 or 6 years isn't too much.

2005-08-20 [Big Brother]: here 16 is the legal age of concent

2005-08-20 [Tear]: *consent. Over here it is 18, but if you are 25, you can "date" as low as 16, and have sexual relations at 17, if i remember correctly.

2005-08-20 [Big Brother]: interesting......anyhow i have to go. bye

2005-08-20 [Tear]: Ciao, dude.

2005-08-20 [Tear]: Whoa, Ellyn's priv just sunk like crazy. Jon, you pulled some strings?

2005-08-20 [Tear]: Joost can't deliver anymore, dude.

2005-08-20 [Big Brother]: i'm keeping him on staff if he ever wants to help out. i talked to him. and i pulled no strings. it's just for the job and i will be watching to make sure she behaves.

2005-08-20 [Dwemer]: I know I can't deliver anymore, and for the rest, what Jon said.

2005-08-20 [Tear]: Just pointing it out, lol. And jon, I only said that as a joke. Same thing with me, i know.

2005-08-20 [Dwemer]: I don't like jokes at the moment. I'm currently throwing with my monitor, yes I'm stressed.

2005-08-20 [Dwemer]: Thanks for that Jon :) Could I train Sumi Jon ? *vacation Job =D* ?

2005-08-20 [Tear]: Lol, I like that, heh heh heh.

2005-08-20 [Big Brother]: nope, i didn't even train you. i don't want someone to train a new member of staff with third hand info. i have also told her not to listen to anyone but me for rules cause there have been a few situations...

2005-08-20 [Tear]: *hides* my fault, lol.

2005-08-20 [Dwemer]: Indeed :) Who the hell trained me ?? 0_o

2005-08-20 [Tear]: Was it Stephen?

2005-08-20 [Dwemer]: ^_^ Ah yes! Thankies AJ, wow my memory is really bad :(

2005-08-20 [Tear]: I don't think I was trained for anything, lol. I had to ask Jon about how to restock, but even then, he was vague, *hides from the blow he senses coming*

2005-08-20 [Dwemer]: Oh dear *rolls eyes* =P *hides too*

2005-08-20 [Tear]: Aaack! Jon is in my house!!! Or he was... *feels stalked*

2005-08-20 [Big Brother]: delivering is just about the only thing you need training for.

2005-08-24 [Larova]: Pssssssssssssssst... Petses.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: ;_;

2005-08-24 [Tear]: Oiy me, Larova, stop asking, it is getting old, and that will just make us ornery.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: ''[Larova], thou petses owner''

2005-08-24 [Tear]: Huh?

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: You will get it one day ;)

2005-08-24 [Tear]: *starts deleting*

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: Don't delete my comments [Tear].

2005-08-24 [Tear]: I didn't delete yours, Joost, just mine and Larovas.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: I want to delete my own comments, much more fun ;-)

2005-08-24 [Larova]: Yeah, [Dwemer] should own this place now.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: 0_o oh ?

2005-08-24 [Tear]: [Big Brother] does. Joost does do a lot for it though. He did a lot more when he was capable.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: I'm admired *^.^*

2005-08-24 [Larova]: Yes. [Dwemer]'s the bestest petses guy ever! And it's all because you failed, [Tear]. You had so much potential going for you; why'd you have to go and suck like you did? You made the dwarves unhappy.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: *faints*

2005-08-24 [Tear]: Do you wish to insult me? Because I am not in a really good mood, and i might just feel the need to snap on you.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: No fight, no fight!

2005-08-24 [Tear]: I won't until provoked, and if I do, it will be via messages not in here.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: Can't you guys just settle this ;-) ?

2005-08-24 [Tear]: It is being settled. I am just not in the mood to be dealing with annoyances, so I am going to cut this off at the root.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: Good job.

2005-08-24 [Tear]: God I hate idiopts, especially the persistant ones that exist only to harass you.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: Why isn't Kelly on the staff list ? 0_o She's our main deliverer !!

2005-08-24 [Tear]: I know she is, but Jon hasn't put her up yet, but he did put Ellyn up there, which i find kind of odd. Joost, why don't you restock with me? It isn't that hard to do, lol.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: I could do that :) If you teach me, No problem,

2005-08-24 [Tear]: Ask Jon, and if he says it is okay, come to me, and I will show you how. It isn't hard at all, lol.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: I will :D

2005-08-24 [Tear]: I don't know if I will be able to show you tonight though, because I have to go to work soon. Like really soon.

2005-08-24 [Dwemer]: *nods* I see.

2005-08-24 [Tear]: But yeah, piece of cake, it just takes a while, and we get to choose whatever pets go out to the public, except for the exotics, we can't put those out anymore. Jon wants to make it harder to obtain them then to just stick your name up. Anywho, I am gone. *goes to get ready for work*

2005-08-25 [Big Brother]: i put ellyn up a while ago.......

2005-08-25 [Tear]: Not too long ago.

2005-08-25 [Big Brother]: before most of those comments, she went up right after i got her the rights to deliver for me.

2005-08-25 [Tear]: Yuppers. But seriously, dude, what about Kelly? She has done at least 5 deliveries by now.

2005-08-25 [Big Brother]: well slow down, take your time. there is no russ for these things and my life is a living hell right now. i'm sure members can wait like they used to...at one point we only made rounds 1 time a week or less.

2005-08-25 [Tear]: Rounds as in deliveries? We have been doing more then that, lol. Maybe we should put it on a set schedule. Like have deliveries every Sunday or Saturday night or something, that way it won't be as hectic in here.

2005-08-25 [Dwemer]: Now that's a good idea: ''delivery-->Saturday'' ''Restocking-->Sunday''

2005-08-25 [Tear]: Makes sense, does it not? That way, we limit the amount of "When am i getting my pet" comments.

2005-08-25 [Dwemer]: Yes, and who askes, loses his position on the list. How's that? *strict...0_o*

2005-08-25 [Dwemer]: But it would limit the "When am i getting my pet" comments'' indeed, to 0%.

2005-08-25 [Tear]: The first bit would have to be up to Jon, but yeah, if we did do that, it would cut down on the annoying idiots who cannot read where it says not to ask.

2005-08-25 [Dwemer]: *agrees 100%*

2005-08-25 [Tear]: Did you ever ask Jon whether you could restock?

2005-08-25 [Dwemer]: 0_o *does now*

2005-08-25 [Dwemer]: Done.

2005-08-25 [Big Brother]: do whatever, it's your time. i'm just saying what annie and i were doin before she had to go and i hired ppl.

2005-08-25 [Big Brother]: :O your making your MSN addy public!!!! you are going to be swamped!

2005-08-25 [Dwemer]: -_- I made the same mistake...

2005-08-25 [Tear]: I could care less, jon, because I meant to delete it anyway.

2005-08-25 [Tear]: See? Easily fixed.

2005-08-26 [Big Brother]: ya, likely story.... MY MSN IS jonbayliss@hotmail.com AHHHHH

2005-08-26 [Big Brother]: now you see oi have this method...i add the person, say "who the hell are you" and if i don't know the person and they are boring i block and delete........

2005-08-27 [Tear]: I used to do that. People would randomly add me to their lists, and i would just as soon erase and block them. Now, to avoid that, I keep it a bit more private.

2005-09-05 [Silent Bob]: cani join the staff?

2005-09-05 [Big Brother]: nope

2005-09-05 [Tear]: Lol. That was blunt, Jon. I could've done the same, but meaner and in a longer manner, lol.

2005-09-06 [Big Brother]: i know......i'm usually not so blunt.........

2005-09-06 [Big Brother]: ok bob, you "cani" apply to the staff, send me a 5,000 word essay on the meaning of life.

2005-09-06 [Tear]: You can't be serious. Let me be blunt next time, it is funny.

2005-09-06 [Big Brother]: well what if the next time i want the person.......i was mostly so blunt cause of the spelling and the almost porn all over the house....

2005-09-06 [Tear]: Lol, makes sense. Arg, Joost isn't online, i have to restock by myself, I guess, oh well.

2005-09-06 [Big Brother]: you will live.

2005-09-06 [Tear]: I know, but Joost said he would take care of this bacth, as I did the last 4 or 5 batches, and he hasn't been on Elfpack for a long time, yet he has been going to Et almost daily.

2005-09-06 [Big Brother]: ok

2005-09-06 [Tear]: Do you know if he is abandoning us?

2005-09-06 [Big Brother]: no idea

2005-09-06 [Tear]: Arg... he hasn't been here for 4 days, and he has been on Elfpack today... very weird. I had better get started on restocking..

2005-09-06 [Big Brother]: get the newbie to do it, ellyn needs to know how

2005-09-06 [Tear]: Ellyn is restocking too? I thought she was only delivering.

2005-09-06 [Big Brother]: to start, originally it was the delivery staff that did the restock

2005-09-06 [Tear]: OH!!! I didn't know that. okay then, I will have her do it then, but I have to find a time that she is online at the same time as me, so i can tell her how to do it and be here if she has questions.

2005-09-06 [Tear]: BTW, when am I going to be put up there?

2005-09-06 [Big Brother]: i actually told her to only listen to me.............i'll intruct her on a later date.

2005-09-06 [Tear]: OH! in that case, I will leave it up to you then. But the store is empty now, so it is going to be closed for a while. I better message kelly before she flips out on me and Joost, lol.

2005-09-06 [Big Brother]: ohh no you don't, i'm leaving for a week for my bro's wedding, shop will not be closed for a week

2005-09-06 [Tear]: Would you like me to instruct her on how to do it then? Because if you want her to do it, I can have her do it while you are gone, and then you can then tell her whatever afterwards. Because I kinda had to almost find out for myself how to do it, and I had to ask you a lot of questions, while I was assuming most of it.

2005-09-06 [PyroBuggy]: do what now who huh? <.<

2005-09-07 [Big Brother]: if you want..........

2005-12-17 [.:Nessa~Ninja:.]: how do u add ur username and pets name under the pet that u want?

2005-12-20 [Big Brother]: by reading the instructions on the page......

2005-12-21 [zoloftzantac]: *volunteers himself for giffie duty* (while tring not to be annoying) Sounds like you've got it covered, but you did say, "... what if the next time i want the person ... " so I thought I'd volunteer anyway.

2005-12-27 [PyroBuggy]: We're fine. We really dont need more staff just yet. or probably for a VERY long time.

2006-01-22 [melfina]: sunrose

2006-01-22 [zoloftzantac]: ummm ... what about her? (i don't think she watches this page, I have never seen her post here ...)

2006-01-22 [Monica2]: i wanna do something

2006-02-03 [PyroBuggy]: Too bad ;D

2006-03-06 [Larova]: Ownership. Petses. You get the picture.

2006-03-06 [Tear]: Larova, I thought you got banned for harassing us with stupid questions and ideas.

2006-03-06 [RabidSphinx]: i still watch this page...*grumbles*

2006-03-06 [Tear]: I still watch you.

2006-03-10 [PyroBuggy]: HEY! Don't ban Larova! That's just not cool!

2006-03-11 [lildevil42]: i would like a pet

2006-03-11 [zoloftzantac]: Okay, no problem. Just go to the giffie-pet store and follow the intructions on that page.

2006-03-11 [Larova]: Tear, don't you remember the whole long and arduous process we went through last time? Perhaps the part where it turned out I had like 84769328769843 backup plans and mad Sean Connery skills to boot? Banning is nothing to me. It's like trying to kill a vampire with a metal chopstick. Besides, in case you haven't noticed, my quota has been severely relaxed of late.

2006-03-11 [Larova]: I like you, [RabidSphinx]. You're a reeeeal cool cat, dig?

2006-03-11 [RabidSphinx]: O_o....

2006-03-11 [zoloftzantac]: haha, wanna play a game [Larova]? I'll ban you and then I'll give you a cool point every time you manage to come back ...

2006-03-11 [Larova]: As long as you don't set me on a permanent ban. <3

2006-03-13 [Tear]: Well, in any case, I thought we made it clear last time that you were not welcome back here.

2006-03-13 [Larova]: Then I welcome you to cry in your corner as long as you'd like. ^_^

2006-03-14 [RabidSphinx]: i think i missed something.

2006-03-14 [Tear]: Only a banning in the offing.

2006-03-14 [RabidSphinx]: cool

2006-03-14 [Tear]: I am off to work now, though.

2006-03-15 [zoloftzantac]: [Tear]: Is that you deleting every other thing I say at the giffie-pet store? What's up with that? It is ticking me off to the point that I'm loosing interest in helping around here.

2006-03-16 [Big Brother]: he better not be..........

2006-03-16 [Larova]: He is. I saw him.

2006-03-16 [Big Brother]: how can you see him press a button?

2006-03-16 [zoloftzantac]: wow, teach me that trick. I want to be able to watch [RabidSphinx] push buttons ;)

2006-03-16 [Big Brother]: lol, i watch RD press buttons........it's easy. she has a window near her computer...it's near the right side of her house.

2006-03-16 [zoloftzantac]: sweet! ^_^ thanks for the tip [Big Brother] *goes to check it out*

2006-03-16 [Big Brother]: i have her address and phone number if it helps

2006-03-16 [zoloftzantac]: kick ass! Yeah, that will save me a lot of time, go ahead and email it to me.

2006-03-16 [Big Brother]: ok

2006-03-16 [Larova]: Yeah, it's an awesome trick. Basically, you push your face against the screen for about two hours (quicker for some, as I've been slacking on the weight training), and eventually your eyes are on the Internet. They have satellites in space that can see if a penny on the ground is heads or tails, and I learned how to look through walls from Tyra Banks herself. So I see everything from [Tear] deleting your messages to [RabidSphinx] in the shower.

2006-03-16 [Big Brother]: i want these powers!!!!

2006-03-17 [RabidSphinx]: what! i just took a shower before i left for the library! you were all watching! damn it...><;

2006-03-17 [zoloftzantac]: Today has been the best day of my life ^___^

2006-03-17 [RabidSphinx]: *grumbles8 and for your information, it is not a window on my right when i'm at the computer it's my balcony door, and i keep my windows blocked with black-out curtains anyways...*sticks tongue out*

2006-03-18 [Larova]: Oh, don't worry, love. I'm not watching you at your computer unless you're doing kinky stuff in front of your webcam, and I've got an alarm set for that.

2006-03-19 [RabidSphinx]: i have no webcam or internet....be-otch!

2006-03-19 [Larova]: Oh, I thought my alarm just sucked.

2006-03-22 [Larova]: You damn right, The Pohl. If there were less me here, half the people in positions of Elfpack button-power would kill themselves when contested by anyone with an IQ above 60--An uncommon virtue around these parts, perhaps, but something we must all be prepared for.

2006-03-22 [Larova]: I mean, just think. How many horribly weak-minded people do you know in said button-power positions? Count to yourself, think it and don't say it. Just turn it over and realize.

2006-03-22 [zoloftzantac]: [Larova]: A lot of the giffe staff are guards [zoloftzantac], [Firenze] and [Big Brother] you might want to insult us some place else ...

2006-03-22 [Larova]: You'd be surprised.

2006-03-22 [zoloftzantac]: I would be surprised about what? Do you have something to say?

2006-03-22 [Larova]: Oh, no. You're just saying I might want to take it elsewhere, and I'm voicing a differing opinion. Now simmer down, sparky.

2006-03-22 [zoloftzantac]: *walks away*

2006-03-22 [Larova]: Holy hell. That's the most impressive thing I've seen in a while.

2006-03-22 [Big Brother]: awwwwww i missed all the fun!

2006-03-22 [Larova]: Yeah, it's a shame. </3

2006-03-22 [RabidSphinx]: "We need people like him. They make the community so much more interesting. And we need less touchy angery Power hungery people to have power." hey, that's why *i'm* not banned yet... who needs [Larova]!!!?

2006-03-22 [zoloftzantac]: oh, that's right, [RabidSphinx] already is Elfpack's un-offical resident asshole. ;) *bans [Larova]*

2006-03-22 [RabidSphinx]: thank you.

2006-03-22 [Big Brother]: yes, RD is probibly one of the biggest trouble makers

2006-03-22 [Tear]: I am staying out of this, because if I don't, might end up getting banned again.

2006-03-23 [Big Brother]: lol, but we need ppl. like her to add excitement ^_^ lol

2006-03-23 [Larova]: [RabidSphinx], you're an excellent me. Keep it up.

2006-03-23 [RabidSphinx]: *dances* yall couldn't live without me.

2006-03-23 [zoloftzantac]: it is true, you are my favorite trouble maker ;)

2006-03-23 [RabidSphinx]: long live Charizard!

2006-03-23 [Larova]: Charizard? *Blinks* [RabidSphinx], you're a horrible me. Stop it.

2006-03-23 [RabidSphinx]: i'm a kickass you and don't make me singe nobody to prove no point...

2006-03-23 [Larova]: Do it. I dare you. Catch one of these fine staff members on fire.

2006-03-23 [RabidSphinx]: do you mock me?

2006-03-23 [Larova]: Will you burn more than one if I do? <3

2006-03-23 [RabidSphinx]: no, mostly just you, since you are the one that annoys me...^^

2006-03-23 [Larova]: Oh, that's boring. I'm totally not mocking you.

2006-03-23 [RabidSphinx]: good.....but [Big Brother] is!

2006-03-24 [Big Brother]: ouch?

2006-03-24 [RabidSphinx]: pwned!

2006-03-24 [Larova]: buuuuuuuurn

2006-03-24 [zoloftzantac]: *Charizard BBQs [Big Brother] with Fire spin*

2006-03-24 [Big Brother]: do i taste good?

2006-03-24 [Larova]: About as good as a battlefield tastes, I'm sure. Depending on your nature, you may or may not taste like corpses, metal, and cracked earth.

2006-03-24 [Larova]: BARBECUE corpses, metal, and cracked earth, at that.

2006-03-24 [RabidSphinx]: you taste like chicken jon...free-range chicken...yum

2006-03-24 [Larova]: Those are corpses too.

2006-03-24 [RabidSphinx]: tastey yum-yum corpses

2006-03-24 [Larova]: Damn right.

2006-03-24 [RabidSphinx]: i like gravey

2006-03-24 [Larova]: Turkey gravy needs more flavor.

2006-03-24 [RabidSphinx]: it's good on mashed tatoes

2006-03-24 [Larova]: When there's no brown gravy.

2006-03-24 [RabidSphinx]: i <3 brown gravey...i make it all the time...i eat it like soup...lol

2006-03-24 [Larova]: Hell yes. Homemade brown gravy is the best.

2006-03-24 [RabidSphinx]: i like to eat a roll with it...let it soak up the gravey a little...yum...god i wish i could eat food...><;

2006-03-24 [Larova]: What's stopping you?

2006-03-24 [RabidSphinx]: weight-gain

2006-03-24 [Larova]: Oh okay.

2006-03-24 [zoloftzantac]: gravey? yum!

2006-03-24 [Larova]: State your gravy-preference. The fate of the world depends on it.

2006-03-24 [PyroBuggy]: I think one of the main reasons these people don't like you as much as RaineDrop is because you lack the boob factor. My advice... Grow yourself some boobs... Do this without becomeing Bald and Yellow and you will be the most popular person ever :D

2006-03-24 [Larova]: Oh, I have a set of DD's bursting out of my tight-fitting shirt as we speak. I just haven't shown them off, as I'm a good conservative breast-human.